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Questions I may or may not want to be asked:

  • 1. What can you see that is blue besides your tumblr dashboard?

  • 2. What have you eaten today?

  • 3. What is your favorite food?

  • 4. What is your favorite color?

  • 5. What is your least favorite color?

  • 6. Who was your last kiss with? Was it pleasant?

  • 7. What color shoes did you last wear?

  • 8. What is your biggest vice?

  • 9. Who has made you laugh the hardest in the last week?

  • 10. What is your favorite scent?

  • 11. What is your occupation? Do you enjoy it?

  • 12. What is your favorite season? Why?

  • 13. Can you do a handstand or cartwheel?

  • 14. What color are your nails?

  • 15. If you had to get a tattoo on your face to save your life, what would it be?

  • 16. Describe your bedroom.

  • 17. What is something you find romantic?

  • 18. On average, how many hours per day do you spend on your computer?

  • 19. Are you happy?

  • 20. Is there anything in particular making you happy or sad?

  • 21. Dogs or Cats?

  • 22. Which do you prefer:

    a museum, a night club, the forest or a library?

  • 23. What is your style?

  • 24. If you could be doing anything you like right now, what would it be?

  • 25. Who is the closest person to you?

  • 26. What is the best movie you have ever seen?

  • 27. Are you in a relationship or single?

  • 28. What makes you attracted to the person you like right now?

  • 29. If you could replace your partner/best friend with a celebrity of your choice, would you? Who with?

  • 30. What is something most people don't know about you?

  • 31. Are you holding on to something you need to let go of?

  • 32. How did you celebrate last Halloween?

  • 33. Have you recently made any big decisions?

  • 34. Name three things that you and the person asking you this question have in common.

  • 35. Were you ever in a school play?

  • 36. What movie would you use to describe your life?

  • 37. Is there something you have dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?

  • 38. Complete this sentence, "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."

  • 39. If you could invent a new flavor of ice cream, what would it be?

  • 40. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

  • 41. Who is a famous person you have been compared to?

  • 42. What are two things that irritate you about the same sex?

  • 43. What are two things that irritate you about the opposite sex?

  • 44. What is the best thing that has happened to you this week?

  • 45. What is something that makes you sad when you think about it?

  • 46. Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with someone you love for ten years, or someone you hate for one month?

  • 47. How long was your longest relationship?

  • 48. Have you ever been in love?

  • 49. Are you currently in love?

  • 50. Why did your last relationship end?

  • 51. Would you rather live in a castle or a spaceship?

  • 52. What jewellery are you wearing right now, and where did you get it?

  • 53. Name three things which attracted you to your current crush.

  • 54. Is there something you have been keeping a secret?

  • 55. When was the last time you cried and why?

  • 56. Name someone pretty.

  • 57. Do you have an ex who's name starts with a "J"?

  • 58. What did you receive last Valentines Day?

  • 59. Do you get jealous easily?

  • 60. Do you believe in the phrase, "If its meant to be, it will be?"

  • 61. Have you ever cheated on someone?

  • 62. Have you ever been cheated on?

  • 63. Do you trust your partner/best friend?

  • 64. What is something you should be doing right now? Go do it.

tuejjlaz:

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

What is this show called I need it in my life

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm)

queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face

meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes

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